So I’ve come to a rock solid conclusion. There is no denying it. It is a universal constant and a scientific fact that when you take a manly man like Alejandro and myself and subject us to close proximity to a small child, weird things begin to happen. Now men we are… we love our beautiful wives, we are men of honor and integrity, and we are men who will sacrifice our very lives for our families. All the advice and forewarnings in the world could not have prepared us for what really happens to a man when he becomes a daddy. I have to warn that what you are about to see is not for the faint of heart and may be disturbing to almost everyone. For what you are about to see is TRUE reality TV. This is what goes on behind the scenes of the loving family shown here:

The Frank and Chinchilla-Porras Families

This is TRUE life. Day in, and day out. You wanted to know the Secret Life of the Franks and the Porras’? Well, here you have it! In all it’s glory. In all it’s magnificence… in all it’s…. well, you’ll see!